ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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