how can u be prego again
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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