I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
did you just send me my own nude
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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