break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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