Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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