I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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