Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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