She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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