I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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