Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I came so hard my ears popped.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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