and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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