i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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