the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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