so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
