We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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