You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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