I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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