She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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