butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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