I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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