This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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