So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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