The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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