i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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