I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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