this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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