ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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