If that was your dad, he is hot
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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