Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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