So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
