P.S. I can't hear my feet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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