Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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