There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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