Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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