Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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