Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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