I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I wear drunk well.
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