The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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