how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
now i know why i became what i already was.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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