He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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