I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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