Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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