alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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