it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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