How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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