Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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