i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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