Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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