aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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