Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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