D3 body, D1 cock
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
