Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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