i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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