If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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