I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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