Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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